"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."

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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."

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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

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