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"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work."
Work
"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?"
Woman
"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
Comedy
"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already."
Marriage
"He allowed us to choreograph the sex scenes."
Sex
"They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject."
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"I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times."
Sex
"People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it."
Movies
"It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?"
Work
"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."
Bed
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