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"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"He allowed us to choreograph the sex scenes."
Sex
"I don't look at scripts in terms of commerciality. I just look at the part, the people involved."
People
"As actors, the thing we have to fight, more than even the business part of making movies, is boredom."
Business
"If I'm not afraid when I'm reading a script, that means I know I've done it before. If I read something and think, Wow, I can't play this part, then I want to play it more."
Play
"In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work."
Work
"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already."
Marriage
"It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?"
Work
"I go to bed with men, not boys."
Men
"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
Comedy
"You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom."
Movies
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