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"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
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"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?"
Woman
"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already."
Marriage
"I've been in the bargain basement of the movie business."
Business
"As actors, the thing we have to fight, more than even the business part of making movies, is boredom."
Business
"I don't look at scripts in terms of commerciality. I just look at the part, the people involved."
People
"They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject."
Favorite
"It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?"
Work
"I would love to have children, yes. Maybe even adopt them. I'm not sure that I should pass on my genes."
Love
"People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it."
Movies
"I go to bed with men, not boys."
Men
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