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Mike Epps

"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."

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A.E. Samaan

"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."

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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."

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A.E. Samaan

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

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A.E. Samaan

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

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A.E. Samaan

"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

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A.E. Samaan

"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"

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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."

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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."

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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."

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Mike Epps
"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."

Comedy

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Mike Epps
"I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff."

Film

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Mike Epps
"I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death."

Death

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Mike Epps
"Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?"

Leadership

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Mike Epps
"But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it."

Care

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Mike Epps
"With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check."

Men

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Mike Epps
"I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists."

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Mike Epps
"Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble."

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Mike Epps
"She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right."

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Mike Epps
"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."

Wedding

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