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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Comedy

"Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary."
Sex

"Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds."
Pretty

"But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies."
Movies

"But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather."
Weather

"I'm just glad I got to work with the likes of Spielberg."
Work

"Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting."
College

"Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest."
Thought

"We all had our reservations about possibly overdoing it but, you know, the script was great. Basically it stuck to the formula that worked for the first two movies, and for that reason I think this works as well."
Movies

"Stuff with a group, stuff where there are other people around, I'll try that."
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