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Funny Quotes
"After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny."
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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny."
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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
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"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."
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"It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent."
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"I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said."
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"I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion."
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"If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset."
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."
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"What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do."
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"When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird."
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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
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"I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."
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"I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny."
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"Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends."
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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."
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"You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there."
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"It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room."
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"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information."
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"That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny."
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"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably."
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