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Funny Quotes
"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny."
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"Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them."
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"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."
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"It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."
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"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."
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"Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters."
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"It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl."
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"Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny."
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"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."
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"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
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"I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity,' but it would be kind of funny."
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"I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important."
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"Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places."
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"We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny."
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