"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

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"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

Harold Ramis, American Actor

Funny, People, Years

"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

Roy Wood, English Musician

Funny, Music, Flying, Play

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

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"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

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"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

Ashley Judd, American Actress

Funny, Being, First

"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

Ronny Cox, American Actor

Funny, Time, Audiences, Now

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Dying, Public

"I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Being, Day

"I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy."

Dominic Chianese, American Actor

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"When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM."

Thought

"When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married."

People

"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded."

Woman

"Well, I'm clearly not ugly."

Ugly

"I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on 'Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen', but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls. I haven't seen Lindsay since then, but I imagine she's grown and become a different person. I know I have."

Drama

"I'm not trying to take Cate Blanchett down."

Trying

"I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep."

Ability

"I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously."

People

"I have no friends and I never leave my house."

Friendship

"People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it."

Art