"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

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"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."

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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

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"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

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"I've never been a big believer in formal education."

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"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded."

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"When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married."

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"Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time."

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"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

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"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet."

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"I have no friends and I never leave my house."

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"I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing."

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"Well, I'm clearly not ugly."

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"People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it."

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