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"I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said."
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"The tree of liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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"He and Reagan were not at all alike, because Reagan is an optimist and Dick Nixon wasn't. Yet in some ways they were alike. Neither really liked to talk on the telephone, for instance. And, in a lot of respects, both of them were very much loners."
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