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"I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said."
Funny
"That guns do more than protect us from criminals; more importantly, they protect us from the ongoing threat of government."
Government
"One of the things that bothers me most is the growing belief in the country that security is more important than freedom. It ain't."
Belief
"Several things about Reagan are unusual in a public man. He was not a typical politician at all, but a private man in public life."
Life
"Freedom is our most precious commodity and if we are not eternally vigilant, government will take it all away. Individual freedom demands individual responsibility."
Government
"A better educated electorate might change the reason many persons vote."
Change
"That government is not a necessary good but an unavoidable evil."
Government
"I think the American people have become more reliant upon government and less reliant upon themselves and that they now tend to put security ahead of freedom, but I think freedom is the most important aspect of our lives."
Government
"I cannot show remorse because I do not believe I am guilty."
Remorse
"The best thing going for us is Al Gore. I cannot conceive how the American people could elect him. On the other hand, I couldn't conceive how they could elect a Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton - especially Clinton in '96."
People
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