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Quotes by Radio-host
"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."
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"In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman."
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"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
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"You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for."
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"When trying to locate something, search your mind first."
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"When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening."
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"Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade."
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"The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion."
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"When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun."
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"When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists."
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"The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!"
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"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."
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"Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation."
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"Now is the time for all good men to run like hell."
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"Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance."
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"I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'"
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"If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people."
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"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."
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"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!"
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"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."
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"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."
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"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."
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"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius."
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"The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld."
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"From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability."
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"Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism."
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"When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it."
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"The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't."
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"Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years."
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