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"Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters."
"I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny."
"What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade."
"I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down."
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
"It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing."
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"What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it."
"Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course."
"I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last."
"There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse."
"We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art."
"That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
"What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."
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