"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

27

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Exlpore more Funny quotes

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Funny, Life, Congress

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Funny,

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life."

Howie Mandel, Canadian Comedian

Funny, Life, Truth, Childhood

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

Kevin Nealon, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, End, Now

"When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot."

Stephen Root, American Actor

Funny, Now, Riot

"As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life."

Sophie Marceau, French Actress

Funny, Life, Absurdity, Comedy

"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."

Todd Barry, American Comedian

Funny, People, Act, Being

"The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people."

Miranda Otto, Australian Actress

Funny, People, Aggression

"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."

Charles Nelson Reilly, American Actor

Funny,

Explore more quotes by Charlie Sheen

"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."

Work

"Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting."

Acting

"When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars."

Time

"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

Winning

"People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack."

Work

"I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique."

Thought

"I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers."

Marriage

"That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

American

"There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past."

Past

"I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point."

Brother