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"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny."
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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends."
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"I believe our biggest issue is the same biggest issue that the whole world is facing, and that's habitat destruction."
"That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else."
"I bled a lot. I got hit across the face. We couldn't film for seven days. I got hit, whacked, underwater, across the face. I finished the shot, got into the boat and blood started coming out."
"Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they're within range, you're dead, you're dead in your tracks. And his head weighs more than my body so it's WHACK!"
"Take the crocodile, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those species are rare or endangered. They're on the way out, no matter what anyone does or says, you know."
"When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me."
"My belief is that what comes across on the television is a capture of my enthusiasm and my passion for wildlife."
"So, my tactic with conservation of apex predators is to get people excited and take them to where they live."
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