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Steve Irwin

"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny."

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"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny."

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"My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders."
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"My dad taught me from my youngest childhood memories through these connections with Aboriginal and tribal people that you must always protect people's sacred status, regardless of the pest."
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"No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem."
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"Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent."
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"Take the crocodile, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those species are rare or endangered. They're on the way out, no matter what anyone does or says, you know."
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