"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."

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"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

Drew Carey, American Actor

Funny, Successful, Nothing

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Mind, Night

"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."

Seth Green, American Actor

Funny, Time

"They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation."

Michael York, British Actor

Funny, Work, Thought, Creation

"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."

Burt Ward, American Actor

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"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

Funny, Reading

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

Mark Ruffalo, American Actor

Funny, Life, Time, People

"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

Lynda Barry, American Cartoonist

Funny, Women, People, Conversation

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

Howard Stern, American Entertainer

Funny, Water

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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."

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"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."

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"My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."

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"I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne."

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"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."

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"I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."

"They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation."

"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."

"I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself."

"My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store."

"I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song."

"Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy."

"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."

"My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."

"I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne."

"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."

"I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life."