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"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."
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"Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."
"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."
"I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't."
"I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."
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