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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Funny, Life, Congress

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

Orlando Jones, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, Now, Thinking

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

Vanessa Hudgens, American Actress

Funny, Sound

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

Funny, Science

"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."

Naomi Watts, English Actress

Funny, Self

"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."

Jeremy Northam, English Actor

Funny, Gardening, Cooking, Light

"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."

Daniel Craig, English Actor

Funny,

"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."

Pierre Salinger, American Public Servant

Funny, First, Senate

"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."

Anthony Anderson, American Actor

Funny, Action, Trying

"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."

Zora Neale Hurston, American Dramatist

Funny, People, Losing, Nothing

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"You know, it's not the people in Hollywood who go to see movies that will make a movie successful; it's the people all around the country; it's word-of-mouth."

Movies

"Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction, but it wasn't really my bag."

Movies

"Film, I think, is my medium."

Film

"The future comes quickly. Before you know it, you turn around and it's tomorrow."

Future

"If you have a guy like Jermaine, it's a pain in the neck. When we were on the road together in Europe, Jesus, I had to kick the girls off of him. I mean, they throw themselves on the floor and take off their hats."

Europe

"And I like the way Cain writes his women. Very strong. They're kind of lusty, they know what they want, they're full of conviction. Cain's women are sexual."

Woman

"You know, it was important for me to do something like that, because nobody ever really thought I could do anything except look sexy on a poster and go shopping."

Thought

"Basically, I'm a romantic."

Romantic

"In a way, my past gives me a little credibility. Not that anybody cares what I did nineteen years ago, but I did have a career, and a legitimate one, before I met my husband."

Career

"Butterfly was certainly a vehicle for me, and if it died, it still would have served its purpose, in spades. We never expected it to give me the visibility it has given me. It was just a small thing as a vehicle, and suddenly the whole world knew about it."

Purpose