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"You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady."
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"Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters."

"Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something."

"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."

"It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way."

"Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."
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"When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on."

"With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me."

"I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet."

"You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car."

"There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra."

"You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not."

"I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those cameras wouldn't leave her alone. She didn't know where to hide."

"I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we are entitled and we do have a say in our lives."
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