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"You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She doesn't give up. And she never takes no for an answer."

"With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me."

"There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra."

"Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else."

"I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet."

"I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we are entitled and we do have a say in our lives."

"I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those cameras wouldn't leave her alone. She didn't know where to hide."

"You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car."
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