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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"I love knowing that I'm not better than any other person on the planet."
Love
"But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there."
Time
"But at the same time, if the right thing came along, I would do it in a second."
Time
"I certainly was an actor and then I drifted more towards writing and directing."
Actor
"Their lives have been largely defined by failure and you would think the prospect of marriage, which is supposed to be bountiful and hopeful, it's just really another kind of tangential thing in his life."
Life
"But all actors go through the process, it's hit and miss, you have achievement and failure."
Achievement
"I'm not so proud to think that anything is unworthy, and I don't think I was that way 10 years ago."
Unworthy
"I enjoy doing press for something that I like, and I think the movie is very fun and charming and clever."
Fun
"But to this day I am convinced that the real reason we met was because Alexander is from Nebraska, and he was completely fascinated that I was about to go off and make a movie with Brando - perhaps the most famous Nebraskan of all."
Day
"He was using me. When he cast me in Sideways I was nothing but a vessel."
Nothing
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