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"I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of."
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"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."
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"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain."
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"If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast."
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"I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years."
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"I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh."
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"You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre."
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"Love will make a way out of no way."
Love
"I go to work the minute I open my eyes."
Work
"I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never known what to make of it. Why do people bother to write if they hate what I do?"
Work
"I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading."
Life
"In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke."
Life
"I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer."
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"Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?"
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"People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life."
Life
"If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time."
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"If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile."
Love
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