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"Funny is an attitude."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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"I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
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"The devil made me do it."
Devil
"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it."
Want
"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
Life
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
Cards
"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
Machine
"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."
Order
"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV."
Opportunity
"Funny is an attitude."
Funny
"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
Rest
"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."
Violence
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