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"Funny is an attitude."
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"These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip."
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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?"
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"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
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"Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny."
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"Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."
Order
"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV."
Opportunity
"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
Life
"Funny is an attitude."
Funny
"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it."
Want
"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
Machine
"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
Rest
"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
Chance
"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."
Violence
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
Cards
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