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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."
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"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."
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"One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all."
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"But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie."
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"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."
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"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."
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"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."
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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."
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"What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows."
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"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."
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"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."
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"People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue."
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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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