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"That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."
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"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
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"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."
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"One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all."
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"But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie."
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"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."
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"The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain."
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"If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell."
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"True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily."
Love
"When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed."
Life
"I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it looks like but it's MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural."
God
"You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."
Girlfriend
"Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your heart is telling you to do."
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"You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying."
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"I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass."
God
"I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy."
Time
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