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"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done."
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"When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."
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"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."
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"The only problem is time."
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"The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television."
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"'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political."
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"With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself."
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"You gotta keep the funny intact."
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"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny."
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