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"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade."
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"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."
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"'Programming' is a four-letter word."
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"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!"
Money
"The Thought Police: To censor and protect."
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"If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people."
People
"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."
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"When trying to locate something, search your mind first."
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"In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman."
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"Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand."
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