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"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."
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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."
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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
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"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."
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"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve."
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"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."
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"The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't."
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"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius."
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"I am woman, hear me bitch."
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"From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability."
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"When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun."
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"'Programming' is a four-letter word."
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