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Drink Quotes


"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."


"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."


"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."


"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."


"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."


"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."


"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."


"Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking."


"I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I have spent many good years in training and cultivating it, and I would be foolish to do anything which might impair or ruin it."


"When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking."


"Meet them once and you're innocent; meet them twice and you're not. So if you see me having drinks again with Harvey Weinstein then, okay, you've got me."


"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude."


"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."


"I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11."


"But I think that the most important thing was to really stop drinking."


"Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"
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