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"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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"Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The piano has been drinking, not me."
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"I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I have spent many good years in training and cultivating it, and I would be foolish to do anything which might impair or ruin it."
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Love
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
Country
"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
People
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Gay
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Years
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
Right
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
Baseball
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Drink
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
Right
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
God
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