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Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

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Donna Grant

"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."

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Donna Grant

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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Donna Grant

"Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs."

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Donna Grant

"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

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Donna Grant

"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."

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Donna Grant

"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."

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Donna Grant

"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."

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Donna Grant

"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."

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Donna Grant

"The piano has been drinking, not me."

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Donna Grant

"I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."

Life

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