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"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."
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"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."
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"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."
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"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."
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"I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow."
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"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking."
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"I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process."
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"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude."
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"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."
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"I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
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"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror."
Democrats
"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."
Work
"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."
Drink
"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount."
First
"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care."
Woman
"I see an issue I like, and I support it."
Support
"I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school."
Now
"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."
Hell
"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
Politicians
"I'll sign anything except bad legislation."
Legislation
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