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"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."
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"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."
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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."
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"Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."
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"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."
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"I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school."
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"Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way."
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"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."
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"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount."
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"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."
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"The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system."
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"You struggle with your demons and you conquer them."
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"I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!"
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"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror."
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"When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number."
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