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Eating Quotes
"I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle."
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
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"I realistically eat every hour and 15 minutes. I watch the clock to see when I eat again. I'm almost upset that I'm not eating now."
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"I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack."
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"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking."
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"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."
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"Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods."
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"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
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"At this point, I wouldn't be able to digest meat, and I don't like eating things with faces."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half."
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"And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on."
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"I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it."
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"When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less."
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"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."
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"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
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"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
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"I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up."
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"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
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"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."
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"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""
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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."
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"I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion, keep you from eating, which I liked to do."
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"He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close."
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"I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half."
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"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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