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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
Water
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
Heart
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Feet
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
Money
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Experience
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Drink
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Home
"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
Family
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"I tried to give up drugs by drinking."
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"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
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"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."
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