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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."
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"Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The piano has been drinking, not me."
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"I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I have spent many good years in training and cultivating it, and I would be foolish to do anything which might impair or ruin it."
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
Drink
"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
Life
"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
Life
"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
Time
"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
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"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Movies
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
Talent
"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
People
"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
Money
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
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