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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
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"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."
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"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The piano has been drinking, not me."
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."
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"Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking."
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"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
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"I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process."
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"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."
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"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."
Hell
"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount."
First
"I see an issue I like, and I support it."
Support
"I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you."
Hair
"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."
Politicians
"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."
Property
"Young people are the key to this election."
People
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
Beauty
"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care."
Woman
"I'll sign anything except bad legislation."
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