"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

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"I drank beer, and I had a career year."

David Wells, American Athlete

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"I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow."

Kelly McGillis, American Actress

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"Drunkenness is temporary suicide."

Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher

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"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."

Kinky Friedman, American Musician

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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

Billy Joel, American Musician

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"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

Utada Hikaru, Japanese Musician

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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Rodney Dangerfield, American Comedian

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"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."

Macaulay Culkin, American Actor

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"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."

John Bonham, British Musician

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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

Artie Lange, American Actor

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"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."

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"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get."

Experience

"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."

Property

"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."

Hell

"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."

Education

"The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system."

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"The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life."

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"I drank beer, and I had a career year."

"I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow."

"Drunkenness is temporary suicide."

"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."

"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."

"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."

"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

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"We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians."

"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get."

"The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'"

"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."

"I'll sign anything except bad legislation."

"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."

"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."

"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."

"The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system."

"The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life."