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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

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"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."

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