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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
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"I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11."

"Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking."

"But I think that the most important thing was to really stop drinking."

"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude."

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking."
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"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable."

"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus."

"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."

"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."
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