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"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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"Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The piano has been drinking, not me."
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"I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I have spent many good years in training and cultivating it, and I would be foolish to do anything which might impair or ruin it."
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"
Time
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
Love
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Drink
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Money
"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
Man
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
Help
"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
Mother
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