"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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Henny Youngman, American Comedian

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"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."

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Lee Marvin, American Actor

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"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."

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"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

Jimmy Breslin, American Entertainer

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"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude."

Katie Price, english Model

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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."

Dan Hicks, American Musician

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"I drank beer, and I had a career year."

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."

"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."

"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude."

"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."

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"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."