"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."

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Sharon Olds, American Poet

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Billy Joel, American Musician

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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

Kinky Friedman, American Musician

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"I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing."

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"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

Utada Hikaru, Japanese Musician

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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

Humphrey Bogart, American Actor

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"The whole world is about three drinks behind."

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"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."

"So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!"

"The last two years with the Eagles were pretty intense times. There was a lot of drinking and we were all getting high a lot. My parents were relieved when I got off the Eagles treadmill."

"Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs."

"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

"I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing."

"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

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