"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"I drank beer, and I had a career year."

David Wells, American Athlete

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"I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow."

Kelly McGillis, American Actress

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"Drunkenness is temporary suicide."

Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher

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"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."

Kinky Friedman, American Musician

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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

Billy Joel, American Musician

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"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

Utada Hikaru, Japanese Musician

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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Rodney Dangerfield, American Comedian

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"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."

Macaulay Culkin, American Actor

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"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."

John Bonham, British Musician

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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

Artie Lange, American Actor

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"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

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"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

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"I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow."

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"It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself."

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me."

"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."

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"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"