"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

Kinky Friedman, American Musician

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"I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11."

Sadie Frost, English Actress

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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

Billy Joel, American Musician

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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Rodney Dangerfield, American Comedian

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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."

Robin Williams, American Comedian

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"Meet them once and you're innocent; meet them twice and you're not. So if you see me having drinks again with Harvey Weinstein then, okay, you've got me."

Matt Drudge, American Celebrity

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"When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking."

Joseph Barbera, American Cartoonist

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"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."

Jack Osbourne, English Celebrity

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"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking."

William Petersen, American Actor

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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

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