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"Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway."
Thought

"I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing."
Drink

"As an actor, you have to have your history."
History

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."
Funny

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."
Funny

"The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now. I think it's out of control."
Control

"I love improvisation."
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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
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"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."
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"Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"
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"The piano has been drinking, not me."
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"The last two years with the Eagles were pretty intense times. There was a lot of drinking and we were all getting high a lot. My parents were relieved when I got off the Eagles treadmill."
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"When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking."
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