"I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else."

"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out."

"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk."

"The piano has been drinking, not me."

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."

"Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream."