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"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."
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"Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks."
Language
"If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest."
Impatience
"Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me."
Interest
"I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines."
Life
"The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money."
Money
"Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood."
People
"The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him."
Work
"The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal."
Nothing
"Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets."
Football
"Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage."
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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."
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"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."
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"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
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"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."
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"The piano has been drinking, not me."
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"When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking."
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"I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
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