"The piano has been drinking, not me."

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"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."

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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

"I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I have spent many good years in training and cultivating it, and I would be foolish to do anything which might impair or ruin it."

"So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!"

"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

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"I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11."

"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."

"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

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"The piano has been drinking, not me."