"The piano has been drinking, not me."

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Laura Kightlinger, American Comedian

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Dan Hicks, American Musician

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Artie Lange, American Actor

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"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

Kinky Friedman, American Musician

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"I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process."

Freddie Hubbard, American Musician

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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

Tommy Cooper, British Comedian

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"So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!"

Sharon Olds, American Poet

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"Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking."

Jean Savarin, French Lawyer

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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

Billy Joel, American Musician

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"I drank beer, and I had a career year."

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"Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream."

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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."

"I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty."

"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."

"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."

"I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!"

"Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking."

"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."

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"The piano has been drinking, not me."