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"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
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"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."

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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
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"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."

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"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
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"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"

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"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
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"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."

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"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
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"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."

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"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
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"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""

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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."

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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."

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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
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"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."

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"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
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"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."

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"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
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"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."

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"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
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"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."

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"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
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"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."

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"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
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"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"

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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

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"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
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"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."

God,
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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

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"Comedy is acting out optimism."
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"Comedy is acting out optimism."

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"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
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"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."

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"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
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"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"

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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
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"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."

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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"

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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

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