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Police Quotes


"Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem."


"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."


"Incidentally, our railroad facilities are under video surveillance by the federal police. However, the federal and state governments will have to determine whether video surveillance shouldn't be significantly expanded to a certain degree."


"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."


"I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could."


"When police or prosecutors conceal significant exculpatory or impeaching material, we hold, it is ordinarily incumbent on the state to set the record straight."


"She's in a situation she tried to, that's what's complicated. She followed orders; she called off the raid. This is a dangerous situation. Somebody in DC police went ahead and started."


"I know when I was here prosecuting homicides in the District of Columbia, one of the most effective units here was the cold case squad, which had on it FBI agents, as well as Metropolitan Police Department homicide detectives working together."


"The way they were writing Christine as this older woman who got married, which she shouldn't have. Obviously got divorced right away. Reached the glass ceiling in the police precinct. So there is a part of her that died because she knows she couldn't go any farther."


"An administration without a police executive is powerless and there were many proofs of this."


"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."


"This is going right to the police. So, it's a very dangerous precedent."


"On one occasion in 1987 the security police came looking for me because of a drawing that I'd published."
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