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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."
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"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow."
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"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."
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"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."
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"I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow."
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
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"I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking."
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"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking."
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"I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process."
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"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude."
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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."
Drink

"I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead."
Dress

"I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it."
Movies

"I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space."
Love
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