"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."

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"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

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"Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing."

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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

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Marriage

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Time

"My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy."

Home

"They're pretty particular about what they show. They certainly edit the scripts and have conversations with the writers about what they are and aren't willing to portray. But the writers and the network are pretty much on the same page."

Network

"I think theatre helped, only because it was acting experience. I got to work with a lot of directors."

Work

"I was born and raised in the South, which is pretty conservative."

Conservative

"I think it's important that the rest of the world know that we're not all the same and that we don't all have the sort of arrogance it feels like they're perceiving from our leaders."

Arrogance

"I'm pro-choice and those things, but I typically vote Republican."

Republican

"I love David Caruso. I know it's not cool, but I do. I watch CSI: Miami. I think he's interesting."

Love

"I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate."

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