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"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."

"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."

"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."

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"Last year, I was on Threat Matrix. We were on Thursday against Friends and Survivor; so this year it's fun to know people are watching, and to know that all of your hard work is not sort of wasted."

"This is my third ABC show over the last four years, so we were afraid that nobody would find it. ABC was really struggling and so we just weren't very confident that it would find an audience."

"We've all been around love enough to know how lucky we are. I've never seen anybody have a cross word on the set, and I'm there a lot. All the women just got brand-new trailers, so they're happy."

"It slows down grocery shopping, because so many women at the store watch the show. I always end up talking to two or three people every time I go to Ralphs. It's fun."

"My last real job was selling air time for CBS affiliates. I quit that when I was 28, and that was the last real job I had. I beat the system. I've been able to do this full-time for almost 15 years."

"I saw a story in the Los Angeles Times that 40 percent of the viewers are men. It didn't really surprise me."
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