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Hollywood Quotes


"The real Mary Poppins got lost when Hollywood turned her into a cream puff."



"Tarantino's stuff in its inception was all about finding a way for him to break into Hollywood."


"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."



"Generally, Hollywood makes the same stories over and over. I've never wanted to do the same thing twice. If a script doesn't surprise me in some way, I simply can't commit to the project."


"The Hollywood structure was monopolistic, run by four or five big studios."


"Michael Moore became an industry hero and the most visible symbol of the Hollywood left."


"Hollywood hasn't aggressively pursued me. Neither have I aggressively pursued Hollywood."



"And then I went into television; and then television moved from the East Coast to Hollywood."


"There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard."


"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel."


"Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room."


"I am not a Hollywood Jew and I won't ever be one."


"I loved to eat. For all of Hollywood's rewards, I was hungry for most of those 20 years."



"I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills and brought my grandmother from Harlem to live in it with me."


"Working in Hollywood can be tumultuous, with incredible highs and lows and you need to be grounded."


"In Hollywood through the 50s, there were black, English, and Middle European housekeepers and maids."


"Sunset Boulevard opened in August 1950, and it was pronounced the best movie ever made about Hollywood."


"As the captain, I was going to be having the dominant role in most of the episodes, and that was appealing. I wasn't interested in coming to Hollywood to sit around."


"I don't even take myself seriously, so how could I possibly take Hollywood seriously?"


"When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called 'Project Hollywood 2004' and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004."


"My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out."



"In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet."


"I was offered a free villa in Hollywood, but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy."


"But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by him because there's so little of that in Hollywood, and he just embodies it."


"I really don't consider myself to be a conventional Hollywood star. I've never really been marketed by the big studios to do mass market box office films."


"Writers never get a very good deal in Hollywood."



"In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it."


"I got a good handshake. A lot of executives tell me I have the best handshake in Hollywood."


"Hollywood is an extraordinary kind of temporary place."


"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."


"How could a New Yorker possibly take something called the Hollywood String Quartet seriously?"


"I've never been a guy who had more than a toe in Hollywood anyway, so my toe is more easily lopped off than most."


"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."


"This is the place to see the stars - Hollywood Bowl."


"In the middle of my third Hollywood picture The Magician, the earthquake hit Hollywood. Not the real earthquake. Just the talkies."
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