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Hollywood Quotes



"Tarantino's stuff in its inception was all about finding a way for him to break into Hollywood."


"The real Mary Poppins got lost when Hollywood turned her into a cream puff."


"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."



"Generally, Hollywood makes the same stories over and over. I've never wanted to do the same thing twice. If a script doesn't surprise me in some way, I simply can't commit to the project."


"Hollywood hasn't aggressively pursued me. Neither have I aggressively pursued Hollywood."


"The Hollywood structure was monopolistic, run by four or five big studios."


"There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard."


"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel."



"I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills and brought my grandmother from Harlem to live in it with me."


"Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room."


"Michael Moore became an industry hero and the most visible symbol of the Hollywood left."



"And then I went into television; and then television moved from the East Coast to Hollywood."


"In Hollywood through the 50s, there were black, English, and Middle European housekeepers and maids."


"I am not a Hollywood Jew and I won't ever be one."


"I loved to eat. For all of Hollywood's rewards, I was hungry for most of those 20 years."


"Working in Hollywood can be tumultuous, with incredible highs and lows and you need to be grounded."


"I really don't consider myself to be a conventional Hollywood star. I've never really been marketed by the big studios to do mass market box office films."


"As the captain, I was going to be having the dominant role in most of the episodes, and that was appealing. I wasn't interested in coming to Hollywood to sit around."


"When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called 'Project Hollywood 2004' and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004."


"Sunset Boulevard opened in August 1950, and it was pronounced the best movie ever made about Hollywood."



"In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it."


"I don't even take myself seriously, so how could I possibly take Hollywood seriously?"


"Hollywood is an extraordinary kind of temporary place."


"How could a New Yorker possibly take something called the Hollywood String Quartet seriously?"


"My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out."


"I have to go back to my younger days, when I just adored Hollywood musicals."


"I've never been a guy who had more than a toe in Hollywood anyway, so my toe is more easily lopped off than most."


"But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by him because there's so little of that in Hollywood, and he just embodies it."


"I got a good handshake. A lot of executives tell me I have the best handshake in Hollywood."


"I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me."


"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."


"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."


"Writers never get a very good deal in Hollywood."


"I was offered a free villa in Hollywood, but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy."


"In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly."



"In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet."
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