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Hollywood Quotes


"The real Mary Poppins got lost when Hollywood turned her into a cream puff."


"Tarantino's stuff in its inception was all about finding a way for him to break into Hollywood."


"The criteria, for me, is movie star. It's Hollywood. Not Somalia."


"Generally, Hollywood makes the same stories over and over. I've never wanted to do the same thing twice. If a script doesn't surprise me in some way, I simply can't commit to the project."


"Hollywood is an extraordinary kind of temporary place."


"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."


"In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly."


"Hollywood hasn't aggressively pursued me. Neither have I aggressively pursued Hollywood."


"So, no, I'm not trying to crack into Hollywood, although I'll make films there if they're good scripts."


"I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me."


"Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room."


"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel."


"In Hollywood through the 50s, there were black, English, and Middle European housekeepers and maids."


"How could a New Yorker possibly take something called the Hollywood String Quartet seriously?"


"Michael Moore became an industry hero and the most visible symbol of the Hollywood left."


"I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills and brought my grandmother from Harlem to live in it with me."


"Sunset Boulevard opened in August 1950, and it was pronounced the best movie ever made about Hollywood."


"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."


"And I think I have a perspective about Hollywood that you don't see very often in the press."


"Hollywood is loneliness beside the swimming pool."


"This is the place to see the stars - Hollywood Bowl."


"I don't even take myself seriously, so how could I possibly take Hollywood seriously?"


"I was offered a free villa in Hollywood, but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy."


"Hollywood grew to be the most flourishing factory of popular mythology since the Greeks."


"I think for the last fifteen, twenty years or so, Hollywood has underestimated the appeal of the Western. I think there is still a huge market."


"In Hollywood we acquire the finest novels in order to smell the leather bindings."


"Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!"


"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."


"There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does."


"In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it."


"When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called 'Project Hollywood 2004' and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004."


"I got a good handshake. A lot of executives tell me I have the best handshake in Hollywood."


"I was looked at as weird, odd, not fitting in with the Hollywood crowd."
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