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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics."
Age
"I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me."
Family
"The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers."
Family
"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
Divorce
"The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down."
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"The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular."
Courage
"Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."
Job
"To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being compassionate or affected."
Food
"I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York."
Time
"Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The PR person came and went. It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very interesting."
Family
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