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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."
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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
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"It's an old trick now, God knows, but it works every time. At the very moment women start to expand their place in the world, scientific studies deliver compelling reasons for them to stay home."
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"A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium."
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