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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult."
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"Our humor turns our anger into a fine art."
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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."
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"A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium."
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"It's an old trick now, God knows, but it works every time. At the very moment women start to expand their place in the world, scientific studies deliver compelling reasons for them to stay home."
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"The absolute dependence of a newborn infant inspired many things in me, but it did not activate any magical knowledge about what to do for the next twenty years."
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"Mother is the first word that occurs to politicians and columnists and popes when they raise the question, 'Why isn't life turning out the way we want it?'"
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