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"The Ideal age for marriage in men is 35. The Ideal age for marriage in women is 18."
Aristotle
"The Ideal age for marriage in men is 35. The Ideal age for marriage in women is 18."
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"There was no religious ceremony connected with marriage among us, while on the other hand the relation between man and woman was regarded as in itself mysterious and holy."
Charles Eastman
"There was no religious ceremony connected with marriage among us, while on the other hand the relation between man and woman was regarded as in itself mysterious and holy."
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"The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast."
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast."
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"I rise today in support of Bill C-38, the Civil Marriage Act. I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded, rights are protected and the people of this land are treated as equals under the law."
Paul Martin
"I rise today in support of Bill C-38, the Civil Marriage Act. I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded, rights are protected and the people of this land are treated as equals under the law."
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"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end."
Catherine Zeta-Jones
"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end."
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"It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix."
David Byrne
"It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix."
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"The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably."
Anita Ekberg
"The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably."
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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henny Youngman
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."
George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."
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"If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does."
Phil McGraw
"If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does."
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"I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be."
Joel Osteen
"I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be."
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"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
Billy Connolly
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
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"There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded."
Princess Diana
"There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded."
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"Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable."
Soren Kierkegaard
"Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable."
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"My marriage? Up to now everything's okay. But it's a real marriage - imperfect and very difficult. It's all about people evolving somewhat simultaneously through their lives. I think we've emotionally evolved."
Jamie Lee Curtis
"My marriage? Up to now everything's okay. But it's a real marriage - imperfect and very difficult. It's all about people evolving somewhat simultaneously through their lives. I think we've emotionally evolved."
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"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
Bertrand Russell
"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
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"I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage."
Halle Berry
"I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage."
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"Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years."
Simone Signoret
"Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years."
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"Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence."
Dora Russell
"Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence."
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"I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one."
James Carville
"I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one."
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"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."
Andre Maurois
"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."
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"Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night."
St. Jerome
"Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night."
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"Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
Erica Jong
"Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
Joe Rogan
"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
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"The whole Haley-Nathan marriage deal was a pretty good twist huh? I hope we got all of you with it. That particular story line even suprised me when I read it, it's a good one and it'll provide for some good stories to come."
James Lafferty
"The whole Haley-Nathan marriage deal was a pretty good twist huh? I hope we got all of you with it. That particular story line even suprised me when I read it, it's a good one and it'll provide for some good stories to come."
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"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."
Joseph Campbell
"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."
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"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage."
Conan O'Brien
"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage."
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"Marriage ain't easy, but it's great most of the time."
Sean Penn
"Marriage ain't easy, but it's great most of the time."
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"Well married, a man is winged-ill-matched, he is shackled."
Henry Ward Beecher
"Well married, a man is winged-ill-matched, he is shackled."
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"For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do."
Al Goldstein
"For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do."
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"Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties."
Arthur Schopenhauer
"Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties."
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"But I will agree that I think that things happen with people in relationships, that you might have been able to enjoy Morocco, say, if you weren't getting out of a bad marriage. You know what I mean?"
Robert Downey, Jr.
"But I will agree that I think that things happen with people in relationships, that you might have been able to enjoy Morocco, say, if you weren't getting out of a bad marriage. You know what I mean?"
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"I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this."
Jim Carrey
"I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this."
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"I was glad to hear of that determination as I detest the practice of cousins marrying or any marriage between persons in which there can be traced the most distant relationship. I go for the improvement instead of the deterioration of our race."
Ezra Cornell
"I was glad to hear of that determination as I detest the practice of cousins marrying or any marriage between persons in which there can be traced the most distant relationship. I go for the improvement instead of the deterioration of our race."
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"I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much."
Bob Newhart
"I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much."
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"I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde."
Hugh Hefner
"I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde."
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"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Johnny Carson
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
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"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."
Julie London
"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."
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"Sobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. That's what it couldn't stand."
James Taylor
"Sobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. That's what it couldn't stand."
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"I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both."
Catherine Helen Spence
"I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both."
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"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"
Tommy Cooper
"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"
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"Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues; and it has not helped."
Timothy Murphy
"Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues; and it has not helped."
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"Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about."
Katharine Hepburn
"Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about."
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"I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare."
Lisa Marie Presley
"I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare."
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"Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability."
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability."
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"No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq."
Dick Morris
"No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq."
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"I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking."
Teri Garr
"I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking."
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"I'm a heathen when it comes to marriage."
Greta Scacchi
"I'm a heathen when it comes to marriage."
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"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
John Steinbeck
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
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"Married and buried, wed and dead."
Rachel Caine
"Married and buried, wed and dead."
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