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"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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