top of page
"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
Standard
Customized
More

"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
Author Name
Personal Development

"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Author Name
Personal Development

"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
Author Name
Personal Development

"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
Author Name
Personal Development

"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
Author Name
Personal Development

"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
Author Name
Personal Development
More

"I am now in Gibraltar. It is a large place and there does not seem to be room in this letter, in which to express my feelings about Moors in bare legs and six thousand Red-coats and to hear Englishmen speak again."
Feelings

"Portugal is a high hill with a white watch tower on it flying signal flags. It is apparently inhabited by one man who lives in a long row of yellow houses with red roofs, and populated by sheep who do grand acts of balancing on the side of the hill."
Flags

"I knew more about Texas than the Texans and when they told me I would find summer here I smiled knowingly."
Summer

"Wednesday a junior came to me, and told me I was to be hazed as I left the Opera House Friday night."
Night

"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
Divorce

"You see, I'd not a very good place here; the fellows looked on me as a sort of special object of ridicule, on account of the hat and cane, walk, and so on, though I thought I'd got over that by this time."
Time

"It has pleased and interested me to see how I could get along under difficult circumstances and with so much discomfort but as I say I was not sent out here to improve my temper or my health or to make me more content with my good things in the East."
Health

"Of course, the idea of a six months' holiday is enough to make anyone laugh at anything, but I find that besides that I was a good deal harassed and run down, and I am glad to cut off from everything and start fresh. I feel miserably selfish about it all the time."
Time

"Morocco as it is is a very fine place spoiled by civilization."
Civilization

"Creede is built of new pine boards and lies between two immense mountains covered with pines and snow."
Lie
bottom of page