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John Updike

"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

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"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

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"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."

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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."

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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."

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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

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"There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people."

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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."

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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

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"Having children is something we think we ought to do because our parents did it, but when it is over the children are just other members of the human race, rather disappointingly."
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"My first thought, as a child, was that the artist brings something into the world that didn't exist before, and that he does it without destroying something else. A kind of refutation of the conservation of matter. That still seems to me its central magic, its core of joy."
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"But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography."
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"Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea."
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"That a marriage ends is less than ideal; but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds."
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