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John Updike

"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

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"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

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"In my own case at least I feel my professional need for freedom of speech and expression prejudices me toward a government whose constitution guarantees it."
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