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John Updike

"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

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"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

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Amber Hurdle

"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

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"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."

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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."

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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."

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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."

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"The mind cannot fall asleep as long as it watches itself. Only when the mind moves unwatched and becomes absorbed in images that tug it as it were to one side does self-consciousness dissolve and sleep with its healing, brilliantly detailed fictions pour in upon the jittery spirit. Falling asleep is a study in trust. Likewise, religion tries to put as ease with the world. Being human cannot be borne alone. We need other presences. We need soft night noises-a mother speaking downstairs. We need the little clicks and sighs of a sustaining otherness. We need the gods."
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"I must say, when I reread myself, it's the poetry I tend to look at. It's the most exciting to write, and it's over the quickest."
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"For male and female alike, the bodies of the other sex are messages signaling what we must do, they are glowing signifiers of our own necessities."
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