"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Divorce, Truth, Wisdom, Regret, Life

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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

Rita Mae Brown, American Writer

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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

James Caan, American Actor

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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

Lauren Bacall, American Actress

Divorce, Hollywood, Party, Publicity

"Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing."

Craig Ferguson, Scottish Comedian

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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

Cary Grant, American Actor

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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

G. B. Trudeau, American Cartoonist

Divorce, Lawyers

"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

John Updike, American Novelist

Divorce, Isolation, Irony, Community

"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."

H. L. Mencken, American Writer

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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."

Priscilla Presley, American Actress

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Emotion

"Most parents are not really 'supportive' because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they 'support' their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures - in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours."

Parenting

"AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call 'The Presumption of Sickness,' i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative."

Health

"Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other."

Love

"When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they're not really concerned about him, they're concerned about their daughter's tummy."

Society

"A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date."

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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."

"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

"Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing."

"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

"Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly, eventually you land on all the properties."

"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."

"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."

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"Patriotism is the narcissism of countries."

"Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate."

"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."

"You can only be twice someone's age once."

"AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call 'The Presumption of Sickness,' i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative."

"Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other."

"When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they're not really concerned about him, they're concerned about their daughter's tummy."

"A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date."