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Edward Albee

"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."

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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

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"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."

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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."

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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."

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Amber Hurdle

"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."

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"There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people."

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