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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."
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"Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties."
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"What people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement."
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"One must let the play happen to one; one must let the mind loose to respond as it will, to receive impressions, to sense rather than know, to gather rather than immediately understand."
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"Your source material is the people you know, not those you don't know, but every character is an extension of the author's own personality."
People

"You gotta have swine to show you where the truffles are."
Swine

"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
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"I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say-it leaves me something to do."
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"A play is fiction - and fiction is fact distilled into truth."
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