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Edward Albee

"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."

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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."

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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."

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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."

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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."

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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

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"Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing."

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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."

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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."

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