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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."

"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."

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"American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties."

"Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up with exactly what we deserve."

"Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite."

"The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not."

"Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly."
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