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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."
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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
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"The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not."
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"American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly."
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"Your source material is the people you know, not those you don't know, but every character is an extension of the author's own personality."
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"A play is fiction - and fiction is fact distilled into truth."
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"Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite."
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"What people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement."
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"Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up with exactly what we deserve."
Time

"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
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