top of page
.png){kind=small}
"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
Standard
Customized
More
"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
Author Name
Personal Development
"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless - or useful."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite."
Truth
"I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say-it leaves me something to do."
Fault
"What people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement."
People
"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
Humor
"You gotta have swine to show you where the truffles are."
Swine
"If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic."
Drama
"Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up with exactly what we deserve."
Time
"American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties."
American
"A play is fiction - and fiction is fact distilled into truth."
Truth
"The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not."
Audience
bottom of page