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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."
"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him."
"I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps."
"At CBS, I'm in your house. I'm mindful of that. When I do standup, you're in my home and I can say what I want to."
"Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape."
"She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy.I do have a knack for finding great women."
"When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything."
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