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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."
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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
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"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
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"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."
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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
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"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?"
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"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
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"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."
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"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
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"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
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"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
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"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."
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