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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult."
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"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."
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"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
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"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."
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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
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"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
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"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
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"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."
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"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
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"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."
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"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
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