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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."

"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."

"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."

"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."

"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."

"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."

"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."

"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now."
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